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Ant Farm: And Other Desperate Situations by Simon Rich

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Ant Farm: And Other Desperate Situations by Simon Rich

Author:Simon Rich [Rich, Simon]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Parodies, Essays, Humor, Form, General
ISBN: 9780307493965
Google: QZ_jXf8BdW4C
Amazon: 1400065887
Publisher: Random House Trade Paperbacks
Published: 2007-04-02T18:30:00+00:00


if life were like hockey

POLICE OFFICER: I can’t believe it! You just hit that man, deliberately, with a stick. Right in the back, as hard as you could! You didn’t even try to hide what you were doing.

CRAZY PERSON: What are you going to do about it?

POLICE OFFICER: I’m … going to make you sit on that bench. For two minutes.

CRAZY PERSON: Can I bring along my stick?

POLICE OFFICER: Yes.

CRAZY PERSON: Sounds good. (To victim) I’ll see you in two minutes.

VICTIM: Officer! What am I supposed to do?

POLICE OFFICER: I don’t know. Fight him?



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